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Idris Elba DEMANDS Knives Banned, Teeth Removed To Stop UK Violence Surge
Idris Elba's Plan To Stop Knife Crime
Doris Blatnoyd
Feb 84 min read
Adult Veruca Salt’s Demands Making Father Uncomfortable
What do you get when your adult child is a brat?
Doris Blatnoyd
Jan 152 min read
Kardashians Qualify For California Reparations, Loads of African DNA Found Inside Of Them
Elder Kardashian Sisters Shocked by DNA Results
Topher Garrity-Slothrop
Jan 103 min read
Biden Apologizes For Calling Unauthorized Life Stopper A Murderer During SOTU
What is the politically correct term for a person who kills another?
Paul Flax-Mills
Mar 12, 20247 min read
NFL, Players Torn On New Hernia Protocol
An article about the NFL's new safety protocol.
Kai-Lee Jenner
Jan 26, 20242 min read
How Do We Get More Substance Abusers Involved In The Trades?
Could the solution to homelessness be right under our noses?
aceparkercbe
Nov 20, 20232 min read
Could The Inability To Run Be Connected To Serial Killing?
The link between a sedentary lifestyle and serial killing
Greg The Angry-Gay Intern
Nov 8, 20232 min read
My Wife and A Peloton
My Wife and a Peloton
aceparkercbe
Nov 4, 20231 min read
Canada Bans US, UK Flags for Assisting Russian War Effort Eighty Years Ago
The United States and United Kingdom's secret assistance program with Russia
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Sep 27, 20233 min read
Public believes any story about meaningless first Republican Primary Debate
What you missed from the first-ever Republican Primary for Secondary Nominees.
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Aug 24, 20233 min read
Los Santos Cops Shoot Unarmed, Unmanned Black Tesla Vehicle
Another example of police brutality in America.
David Lindon
Feb 9, 20234 min read
Honest Headlines For US Media Companies To Regain Trust
How the mainstream media will gain our trust back.
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Feb 5, 20233 min read
25 New Song Versions for Woke Listeners
An article about the inclusivity of excluding art.
Anita Hug-Baddley
Jan 27, 20232 min read
DOJ considering arrests of taxpayers for ‘08 bailout of JPMorgan, aiding Epstein Sex Ring
An article about the DOJ's plan to arrest taxpayers for 08 bailout of JPMorgan, and aiding a sex trafficking ring.
Kai Lee-Jenner
Jan 5, 20235 min read
NAACP to award Jackass Producers, Johnny Knoxville & Jeff Tremaine with prestigious diversity award
NAACP to award Jackass Producers, Johnny Knoxville & Jeff Tremaine with prestigious diversity award
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Dec 27, 20224 min read
Psaki wants more Rogan censorship, especially episodes when Amy Schumer describes female anatomy
Jen Psaki, White House want to censor more Rogan podcasts, fight misinformation harder.
Paul Flax-Mills
Feb 3, 20223 min read
Biden, Kamala aiming to erase Jackie Robinson’s "stolen" bases
President Biden's plan to fight racial injustices in our history books.
Ellen Fuller
Jan 25, 20224 min read
Jeepers Screechers!!!
An article about Jeep's new innovative seatbelt alarm system, as well as their plans for electronic cars!
aceparkercbe
Oct 11, 20214 min read
Israelite bores Biden to sleep with Old Testament passages, also met with Prime Minister
By: Stephanie Frost Ancient Jewish prophecies lull Biden to sleep, Prime Minister Bennett thanks President Biden for not interrupting....
Stephanie Frost
Aug 30, 20212 min read
Toby Keith, Alan Jackson ecstatic about Kabul conflict, will write BS patriotic songs about tragedy
Legendary country singers excited about potential forever wars, looking forward to pulling American heartstrings for decades to come By:...
David Lindon
Aug 30, 20213 min read
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