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President Trump Continues Attack on I Ran: “A Flock of Seagulls Were Trash!”
Trump’s war on I Ran (So Far Away) threatens to ignite an ’80s new-wave world war.
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12 hours ago3 min read


Acting Legend Bart the Bear’s Diary Reveals Racist Beliefs, Disdain for Alec Baldwin
In this satirical exposé, a newly uncovered diary threatens to destroy the legacy of Hollywood icon Bart the Bear, revealing alleged racism, sexism, homophobia, and a deep personal hatred of Alec Baldwin.
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3 days ago3 min read


What Exactly Was Waldo Doing On Epstein’s Island?
Satire article about Where's Waldo being spotted on Epstein's Island
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Jun 93 min read


10 Ways To Show Your Wife You’re Ready To Be A Stay-At-Home Sire
Satire about longing for fatherhood, and arrested development
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Jun 43 min read
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