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Adult Veruca Salt’s Demands Making Father Uncomfortable
What do you get when your adult child is a brat?
Doris Blatnoyd
Jan 15, 20252 min read


Kardashians Qualify For California Reparations, Loads of African DNA Found Inside Of Them
Elder Kardashian Sisters Shocked by DNA Results
Topher Garrity-Slothrop
Jan 10, 20253 min read


My Wife and A Peloton
My Wife and a Peloton
aceparkercbe
Nov 4, 20231 min read


Canada Bans US, UK Flags for Assisting Russian War Effort Eighty Years Ago
The United States and United Kingdom's secret assistance program with Russia
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Sep 27, 20233 min read


Los Santos Cops Shoot Unarmed, Unmanned Black Tesla Vehicle
Another example of police brutality in America.
David Lindon
Feb 9, 20234 min read


Honest Headlines For US Media Companies To Regain Trust
How the mainstream media will gain our trust back.
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Feb 5, 20233 min read


NAACP to award Jackass Producers, Johnny Knoxville & Jeff Tremaine with prestigious diversity award
NAACP to award Jackass Producers, Johnny Knoxville & Jeff Tremaine with prestigious diversity award
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Dec 27, 20224 min read


Jeepers Screechers!!!
An article about Jeep's new innovative seatbelt alarm system, as well as their plans for electronic cars!
aceparkercbe
Oct 11, 20214 min read


Toby Keith, Alan Jackson ecstatic about Kabul conflict, will write BS patriotic songs about tragedy
Legendary country singers excited about potential forever wars, looking forward to pulling American heartstrings for decades to come By:...
David Lindon
Aug 30, 20213 min read
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