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Adult Veruca Salt’s Demands Making Father Uncomfortable
What do you get when your adult child is a brat?
Doris Blatnoyd
Jan 152 min read
Biden Apologizes For Calling Unauthorized Life Stopper A Murderer During SOTU
What is the politically correct term for a person who kills another?
Paul Flax-Mills
Mar 12, 20247 min read
NFL, Players Torn On New Hernia Protocol
An article about the NFL's new safety protocol.
Kai-Lee Jenner
Jan 26, 20242 min read
How Do We Get More Substance Abusers Involved In The Trades?
Could the solution to homelessness be right under our noses?
aceparkercbe
Nov 20, 20232 min read
Canada Bans US, UK Flags for Assisting Russian War Effort Eighty Years Ago
The United States and United Kingdom's secret assistance program with Russia
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Sep 27, 20233 min read
Public believes any story about meaningless first Republican Primary Debate
What you missed from the first-ever Republican Primary for Secondary Nominees.
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Aug 24, 20233 min read
Los Santos Cops Shoot Unarmed, Unmanned Black Tesla Vehicle
Another example of police brutality in America.
David Lindon
Feb 9, 20234 min read
Honest Headlines For US Media Companies To Regain Trust
How the mainstream media will gain our trust back.
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Feb 5, 20233 min read
25 New Song Versions for Woke Listeners
An article about the inclusivity of excluding art.
Anita Hug-Baddley
Jan 27, 20232 min read
DOJ considering arrests of taxpayers for ‘08 bailout of JPMorgan, aiding Epstein Sex Ring
An article about the DOJ's plan to arrest taxpayers for 08 bailout of JPMorgan, and aiding a sex trafficking ring.
Kai Lee-Jenner
Jan 5, 20235 min read
NAACP to award Jackass Producers, Johnny Knoxville & Jeff Tremaine with prestigious diversity award
NAACP to award Jackass Producers, Johnny Knoxville & Jeff Tremaine with prestigious diversity award
Will M. "Duh" Foe
Dec 27, 20224 min read
Jeepers Screechers!!!
An article about Jeep's new innovative seatbelt alarm system, as well as their plans for electronic cars!
aceparkercbe
Oct 11, 20214 min read
Baby from Nirvana’s Nevermind album cover doesn’t understand perspective
Spencer Elden, 30, is upset at how his penis has been portrayed through the years, wants people to understand shrinkage, and puberty. By:...
Paul Flax-Mills
Aug 26, 20213 min read
Hundreds arrested, dozens of teenage copulations thwarted by Australia's Operation Incel
Hundreds arrested, teenage copulations thwarted during Australia lockdown protests By: Ellen Fuller Authorities in Australia say more...
Ellen Fuller
Aug 26, 20213 min read
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